Zombie Apocalypse? Nope.

Listen - to all fans of the ever-so-trendy, "zombie apocalypse"... it's NOT going to happen. Sorry. People are NOT going to come back from the dead to attack the living so you morons can shoot at semi-living assholes with shotguns and semi auto rifles. What WILL happen? Politicians will do everything in their power to kill you and your family. The government has allowed the price of a gallon of gas to go to $4.17 a gallon. Wanna start shooting undead assholes? Why not start by shooting a politician?